Warning Labels for Porn

"WARNING: May make you feel insecure about your penis size."

"WARNING: May be more fun than the Bible, the Torah and the Koran put together."

"WARNING: You might go to hell, but it might be worth it."

"WARNING: Product contains mature concepts. Like fucking."

"WARNING: Do not study for acting tips!"

"WARNING: May make you inadvertantly develop a misogynistic view of women and unrealistic expectations for them. But probably not."

"WARNING: May raise your standards a little higher than that ugly ducking you think is a swan that you call your girlfriend."

"WARNING: Don't pretend this will influence you to do bad things. Don't ruin it for the rest of us, fucko."

"WARNING: Proprieter takes no responsibility for second-hand product being sticky."

"WARNING: You shouldn't watch this. Go and join the Holy Spirit Interactive Youth instead. They're so much fun."

"WARNING: Your parents, church and government don't want you to see this. Must be good, right?"