Hegder's 'Blog'
Oh, but I do.
Monday, August 22, 2005
About Me
- Name: Daniel
- Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
There's only one thing I hate more than liars: people who can't fly like I can.
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8 Comments:
Exactly. No more of this 'yeah, I guess I'd do her'. They're turning up the heat over there at media central. Average looking marijuana girl? Not this season. Now it's all about HOT ecstasy girl. I can't wait for orgasm-inducing heroin girl next year.
Hot ecstasy girl better be damn hot to top this one off.
Renae Lawrence isn't orgasm-inducing?
She'll get by, Jax.
As for Renae Lawrence...well, you know we heart her over here at Hegder's 'Blog', the best place on the internet.
I'm thinking about putting in one of those counters that says "War was declared on the United States of America 1,441 days, 17 hours, 3 minutes and 4 seconds ago." What do you think?
I think you would cause anxiety in my heart Aussie if ya do that.
Well, I don't want to cause any anxiety, Jax.
Oh, Age. You kidder.
Then don't Be Little, Frank.
How comPelling.
We were making jokes about ex-Archbishops of Melbourne, right?
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