The Interview

"In the same week that crocodile culling is back on the agenda, the people of the coastal town of Bricksbay are sleeping comfortably tonight after the capture and execution of Ol’Toothy, the town’s famous great white shark. Ol' Toothy was believed to have killed more than 1.5 tourists over the past 40 years, although no trial was carried out. Kevin McGinley, Head of the Kill Sharky organization, is here to speak about his success."



"Now finally Bricksbay is safe from the tyranny of large fish living in their natural habitat, attacking what they perceive to be threats to their home by alien creatures. Praise the Lord!"





"Congratulations on the successful killing. You truly have blurred the line between human and non-human animals. What's next for you?"





"We're raising money for a trip to the North Pole. We hear there's a dangerous polar bear up there that's just asking for some killing. Also, the kids would like to catch a glimpse of Santa Claus. I would too, actually."




"Well, this station wishes you continued success."







"Thank you. Kill Sharky will be triumphant!"