Conversation with a Blog Spammer

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"What do you think about Victoria's juvenile justice policy of diverting young offenders out of the formal justice system?"
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"If you were living back then, would you have signed up for the First World War?"
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"Gee, I wonder what can be done about the conflict in the Middle East"
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"So, upwards of 'none', how much caffiene would you say is a healthy amount?
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"Do you think child molesters released from gaol should be able to live amongst a community that doesn't know of his offences? It's a bit of a moral quagmire"
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