Works in Progress: Planned Blog Entries That Laziness Got The Better Of

"Bilynda Williams Promises Expected Twins Will Get Better Babysitter This Time"

"That depends on what you mean by 'did you' and 'give me crabs'..."

"Debauchery at Schoolies, Apparently"

"Richard Pryor Dies: Millions of Comedians Rip Him Off, Killing Themselves"

"Famous Relationships That Ended at McDonald's"

The 'Police Shorts Big Success' Caption Competition