People Everywhere Are Thwarting

"Ok, so I went into the future of a parallel universe and, you know what? The 'major terrorist attack' that was thwarted today was actually only going to be a minor terrorist attack.

So, like, what I'm saying is, we needn't have thwarted it. A minor one we can handle. We can handle that shit so much that we're better of talking about Industrial Relations reforms instead.

After all, if we mention we thwarted a terrorist attack, the terrorists win.

Now, can you help me do up my bra?"