Things to Ban to Stop Terrorism

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- Wrist watches: terrorists synchronise their watches in attacks. No watches = no terrorism.

- Daylight : terrorist usually strike during the day. If we can block out the sun, no terrorism.

- Pop Music: isn't it obvious that this is all, somehow, the fault of Australian Idol?

- Backpacks, briefcases, clothes with pockets etc.: nothing to carry bombs in = no bombs.

- Merrick and Rosso: while we're getting rid of stuff....

- Bars, Clubs, etc.: No buildings to blow up= no buildings being blown up.

- Recreation: people not going out = people not going out and getting blown up.

- Lax dress codes: terrorists don't dress up to die. Harsh dress code policy = no terrorism.

- Science: no bomb-making technology = no bombs being made.

- Cameras: no pictures of terrorism = no terrorism.

- Suicide: suicide bombers should probably be given the death penalty, since the death penalty is a deterrent to crime. Deterrent to terrorism = no terrorism

- The word 'terrorism': no word for terrorism = no terrorism.

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