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posted by Daniel @ 6:29 PM
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3 Comments:
Thanks man. Glad you thought it was as funny as I did.
He sure is. Who wouldn't want to be ripped like Jesus (pronounced 'Yeah-soos')?
Dudes, come on. This is the funniest pun-joke you will ever see. It's ok. You're allowed to 'LOL'.
Ok, so it's Monday November 7, 2005. I just want to say that I think this post is vastly underrated. I pat myself on the back for it ;)
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