For and Against: Motley Crue are the Coolest Motherfuckers on Earth

Still cool?

For: They put their money where their mouth is, suing NBC for free speech violations

Against: Shitpunk band A Simple Plan wrote their new single
For: It's actually not a bad song.

Against: I've read the Dirt. They haven't always been nice guys.
For: It's rock and roll, baby.

Against: Tommy Lee is pretty much a douche bag
For: But a friendly one.

For: Vince Neil can - and did - fuck anything that moves.

Against: Mick Mars looks like a corpse.
For: He has a degenerative bone disease, you prick. And he's STILL touring. That's tough.

For: Nikki Sixx is possibly the coolest human being on the planet.

Which brings us to the sub-debate: Nikki Sixx is the Coolest Motherfucker on Earth.

For: He wrote (or co-wrote) "Only get so far" for Faith Hill and Tim McGraw and they turned it down: if they had released it, I guarantee it would have been a hit. Now it's on the Brides of Destruction album Not that I encourage downloading, but find a way to hear this song.

This is for you, my silent readers.