The Wrestlers

INT – SPORTS VENUE – DAY
A large, Olympic-sized crowd watches an intense match of Greco-Roman wrestling. The two men in the match are holding each other intently. As they wrestle we can hear two commentators on the soundtrack.

COMMENTATOR #1
Wow, this match sure is something. I haven’t seen
Such a gallant attempt at a sleeper hold since
Laurence Ciccone back in ’78.

COMMENTATOR # 2
Indeed, this is riveting. These two men are so close
They are virtually inside each other…

Suddenly, the two wrestlers start KISSING. And not just any kiss but a full-on homo-erotic PASH.

COMMENTATOR #1
(sighs)
Well, I suppose it had to happen some time.

COMMENTATOR # 2
(stumbling)
Ah, yes. I think…um…

The kiss continues.

COMMENTATOR # 2 (con’t)
Gee.

End.