Popular Books for Today's World

"Shooting Fish in a Barrel: the Aspiring Comedian's Guide to making jokes about George Bush's intelligence"
by the Hack Comics Co-Alition.

"Life Inside a Star" by Britney Spears' fetus.

"Dedicating Songs to 9/11 Victims and/or 'Our troops': the Pop Stars' Guide to Appearing Political" by Faceless PR Men.

"Fat Annoying Guy Married to Hot Woman with Precocious Kids: the Formula for a Winning US sitcom" by Anonymous.

"AFL football: the Aussie way to sublimate homosexual urges" by Rex McAbblet.

"Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective People" by Carl Nehigh. Includes the favourite 'Counting Xbox time as Exercise'.

"Intellectualism for Dummies" by A. Feltcher. Includes quotable, out-of-context sections of Plato's Republic for after-dinner speeches!

"Common Sense for Common Folk" by "Dr" Phil McDonalds. - The Doc's new book includes how to breathe through your nose and chew gum at the same time!

"We Are Artless Sell-Out Fuckos with No Balls: the One-stop Guide to making sure nothing interesting gets put on television" by the Amalgamated Network Television Executives Organization.

"We Rote This All Bye Miself" by the Big Brother 2005 contestants. Contains transcipts of all their most riveting conversations, including the infamous 'Big Brother is a Jew'!

"Oh the Irony: How to Run a Website that is Essentially a Blog and still get away with Bagging Blogs, much to many Bloggers' amusement" by Maddox.

" 'Do your Fucking Job; I don't understand computers, that's why I'm ringing you' and 9 other helpful phrases to say to the rude Tech-Support Guy" by Franklin Luddite.