Position Vacant: Iraqi Terrorist Leader

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Are you committed to Holy War and terror?

Do you have delusions of grandeur?

Can you behead people while wearing this seasons's most fashionable Foot Clan-style balaclavas?

Not talented enough for Iraqi Idol but still want press coverage?


Do you have male-model good looks?

If so, you might be exactly who we're looking for!

Following the untimely death of leader and martyr Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, blessings be upon him, there is now a vacant spot in al-Qaeda's upper echelons!

Successful candidate must:

- Swear to bring righteous vengeance upon The Great Satan and its allies

- Have personal experience of suicide bombs

- Be OK with being constantly and erroneously referred to as 'Bin Laden's second in command'

- Know the secret handshake.

- Be willing to prepare lunch for the whole gang every second Tuesday.

Pick up the phone and call today! This is a job to die for!

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